We’re not supposed to be friends, you and me. We’re meant to be enemies. Did you know that?
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i found it physically impossible to scroll past this
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mary had a little lamb
its heart was black as coal.
it crept into her room one night
and ate her fucking soul.
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biteythevillain:
The Titanic theme played on the recorder. Oh my god there are actually tears coming out of my eyes. The recorder is the most majestic of instruments
omg the pain my ears are feeling right now
MOST MAJESTIC NIGHT OF FINALS 2011
MAY IT LIVE IN INFAMY
this ended 10 minutes ago and I’m still laughing
I. HATE. EVERYTHING. THIS. IS.
LOLOLOLOL.
THIS MADE MY NIGHT.
this is so beautiful and majestic ♥
wtf……………………….i don’t even know what to say i think im losing my mind i can’t stop laughing and i don’t know what to do anymore
WORD OF ADVICE: IF YOU ARE EVER HAVING A BAD DAY JUST LISTEN TO THIS OH MY GOD
I’M WEARING EARPHONES AND I THINK MY EYES ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO EXPLODE
Funny story. In second grade we were required to play the recorder. For some reason, I couldn’t figure out how the fuck to play anything more complicated than hot cross buns, so I would pretend to play when we were playing. And then some asshole told on me.
Help these are actual tears………
aaahhHHHHAHAHA FUCK
i’M SORRY……
jESUSscHSIT TAYLro NO
I FUCKING SNORTED I LAUGHED SO HARD. OMFG. HAHAHAHA.
Edit: This gif needed to be put here
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