Glitter Gleek

Don't be shy!   hi there. my name's kristen. 19. nice to meet you. :]

fall out boy. my chemical romance. muse. gaga. glee. true blood. sookie stackhouse series. harry potter. cupcakes. starkid. joey richter. riker lynch. samuel larsen. misfits. robert sheehan. the hunger games. kittens. cute animals. doctor who. vampire diaries. ian somerhalder. one direction. supernatural. game of thrones.
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say hi, i don't bite.

twitter.com/kristenxx:

    We’re not supposed to be friends, you and me. We’re meant to be enemies. Did you know that? 

    (via emmybiscuit)

    — 2 minutes ago with 43078 notes
    "sillyunicorntime: you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at
    literary nuts can read trashy romance novels
    adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books
    christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books about satanism
    mother of four can read a self-help book on spicing up her sex life
    divorced cop can read a book about sexuality
    no one gets to judge and no one gets to say anything about it - that is sacred fuckin territory and as long as you aren’t ripping out pages and stuffing them in your pants, you can look at any kind of book you want
    even twilight
    holy shit yes
    even if you see a teenage girl tearing up as she nears the end of breaking dawn YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF
    SYLVIA PLATH DIED FOR YOUR LIBRARY CARD
    HATE THE BOOK NOT THE READER"
    — 37 minutes ago with 4111 notes
    
i found it physically impossible to scroll past this

    i found it physically impossible to scroll past this

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    — 1 hour ago with 24363 notes
    "So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."
    A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

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    — 17 hours ago with 19746 notes

    thorhead:

    mary had a little lamb

    its heart was black as coal.

    it crept into her room one night

    and ate her fucking soul.

    (via chriscolferluver)

    — 18 hours ago with 13146 notes
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    jordielocks:

    The Titanic theme played on the recorder. Oh my god there are actually tears coming out of my eyes. The recorder is the most majestic of instruments

    omg the pain my ears are feeling right now

    MOST MAJESTIC NIGHT OF FINALS 2011

    MAY IT LIVE IN INFAMY

    this ended 10 minutes ago and I’m still laughing

    I. HATE. EVERYTHING. THIS. IS.

    LOLOLOLOL.

    THIS MADE MY NIGHT. 

    this is so beautiful and majestic ♥

    wtf……………………….i don’t even know what to say i think im losing my mind i can’t stop laughing and i don’t know what to do anymore

    WORD OF ADVICE: IF YOU ARE EVER HAVING A BAD DAY JUST LISTEN TO THIS OH MY GOD

    I’M WEARING EARPHONES AND I THINK MY EYES ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO EXPLODE

    Funny story. In second grade we were required to play the recorder. For some reason, I couldn’t figure out how the fuck to play anything more complicated than hot cross buns, so I would pretend to play when we were playing. And then some asshole told on me.

    Help these are actual tears………

    aaahhHHHHAHAHA FUCK

    i’M SORRY……

    jESUSscHSIT TAYLro NO

    I FUCKING SNORTED I LAUGHED SO HARD. OMFG. HAHAHAHA.

    Edit: This gif needed to be put here

    (Source: fapitalism, via chriscolferluver)

    — 18 hours ago with 64954 notes
    #tears  #actual tears  #i can't breathe